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03 Feb 09 Leningrad Photos, Then and Now.

Sam turned me on to this neat blog livejournal post from Russia. The only part of the photos I can make out is the first one that says “Leningrad”. He has taken photos from Leningrad during the war and overlayed pictures of modern day Saint Petersburg. It’s really amazing to see, especially the famous photo of the two women dragging what looks like the corpse of a child through the street. It really is wonderful work with or without being able to understand the text.

18 Dec 08 Tetu Cookie Recipe

Tetù are delicious Sicilian coffee chocolate spice cookies not to be confused with Têtu which is a French gay magazine. This recipe is my grandparents’ that has been passed down from parent to child and was brought with them from Sicily. As my grandmother always says “Chisti sugnu di paesi mé!” The cookies are spicy, and rich. They have a unique dark colour and are the perfect size for dipping in coffee. They are the quintessential traditional Sicilian Christmas cookie.

My Grandparent's Tetu Recipe

My Grandparent's Tetu Recipe

The recipe requires:

  • 4 Large Eggs
  • 1 Cup of Shortening or 1/2 lb of Sweet Unsalted Softened Butter
  • 3 1/2 cups of Flour, (adjust this based on consistency)
  • 4 tsp of Baking Powder
  • 1 cup of Sugar
  • 4 tsp of Coco Powder
  • 1 tsp of Vanilla Extract
  • 1 tsp of Clove
  • 1 tsp of Cinnamon
  • 1 cup of Ground Toasted Almonds  (My nonna always warns me to never over-toast almonds, it makes them bitter!)
  • 1/3 cup of Espresso

Summary: Pour 1 cup of sugar into mixing bowl. Then add four eggs and work the softened butter in. Add the remaining wet ingredients then the toasted almonds. Once they are thoroughly mixed sift in the dry ingredients working them into the mixture. Once batter is workable roll into meatball sized balls using the same technique as you would roll a meatball. Space evenly on a greased tray. Cook at 350F (175C) for 25-30 minutes. Allow to partially cool, then glaze in a mixture of powdered sugar and lemon juice. Allow to finish cooling and serve.

 

Unless you’re baking a big batch, these don’t require the blender.

Pour your 1cup of Sugar into a mixing bowl:

Adding the Sugar

Adding the Sugar

Then add your four eggs:

Adding the Eggs to the Tetu

Adding the Eggs to the Tetu

Keep mixing as you add the softened butter and the wet ingredients, the coffee and the vanilla will change the colour a lot. The butter will start to seperate into lumps, don’t worry, it’s normal.

Butter Mush Tetu

Butter Mush Tetu

Next add the Toasted Almonds

Toasted Ground Almonds

Toasted Ground Almonds

Next sift the dry ingredients together and work the wet and dry ingredients together

Sifting the Dry Ingredients

Sifting the Dry Ingredients

Eventually it will start to work together and gain some body. They should still be easy to work with, avoid over working them.

Tetu Batter

Tetu Batter

Next take them out of the bowl and work them into Meatball shaped balls and space them on a baking tray. Roll them the same way you would roll a meatball, gently rolling the batter between your two hands until it forms into a little ball.

Tetu ready to bake

Tetu ready to bake

Bake them in an oven at 350F (175C) for 25-30 minutes. Take them out and allow them to cool. Once they are slightly cooled they can be glazed.

The glaze is made from 1/2lb of powdered sugar, and the juice of one lemon. Mix the ingredients thoroughly until liquid. Then several cookies at a time and move them around in a mixing bowl full of glaze. Once they are thoroughly coated remove from the bowl and allow to completely cool.

Tetù freeze well and can stay for a very long time. We’ve packed them into freezer bags and shipped them across the country on multiple occasions for the holidays.

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07 Dec 08 Biscotti di Marianna Bongiovanni

Foreword:

I need to type up this recipe anyway, might as well do it for the whole world. These are my grandmother’s Biscotti cookies. The word Biscotto itself means “twice-cooked”, related to the English word “biscuit”. Which is why you’ll be cooking these twice. The word Biscotti is actually the plural of Biscotto, which means you give someone a “Biscotto” (bis-CO-toe), and you make “Biscotti” (bis-CO-tea).

The recipe was based on the one from Food Network Personality Giada de Laurentiis show “Everyday Italian”. Or she is affectionately referred to in our family “la Sicca”, Sicilian for “the skinny lady”. 

Biscotti di Marianna Bongiovanni:

  • 1 stick of unsalted butter
  • 3/4 cup of sugar
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • Options for fun stuff to put inside Include:
  • 1/2 cup toasted and ground almonds, or 1 tsp. almond extract
  • 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
  • 1 teaspoon ground anise, or anise extract
  • 1 cup cranberry-raisons.
  • 1 tsp. clove

You can mix and match what to put in them based on your sensibilities

Instructions:

Take your butter out of the fridge and set it out, cold butter get’s stuck in whisks.

Before starting line a heavy large baking sheet with parchment paper. Put it aside, it’s a lot easier to do when your hands aren’t covered in batter.

Setup your electric mixer with the whisk attachment. When you’re ready throw in your butter, and let the blender work the sugar in. If your butter sticks to the whisk it may be too cold. Once the sugar and butter are blended, beat in one egg at a time as the blender runs. Next add your baking powder, your flour, and your salt allowing the blender to work them in evenly. At this point you can add your flavourings of choice. I’ve given some options above, but with prudence you can flavour them however you please. The 1 cup for nuts, fruit and chocolate, and 1tsp for extracts/seasonings is a fairly good basis for your ratios. Sometimes with stickier things like raisens and chocolate, dusting them with flower can help prevent them from clumping up in the bowl. Once your weapons fo choice are thoroughly mixed move on.

Preheat your oven to 350F (175C). Before you forget.

Put a layer of flour down on your rolling area, extract the clump of batter from the bowl and roll out with your hands until it’s approximately 16″ long, and 3″ wide. Don’t worry they get a lot wider in the oven. If your batter sticks to the table don’t be afraid to use a lot more flour, otherwise you may get stuck with a big stick ball of batter.

Transfer this log of batter you’ve prepared onto the parchmented baking sheet. Slide it into the oven and let bake for 30 minutes, or until they start to get lightly golden. When you take them out, you’re going to be super tempted to cut them right that instant. As much as you want to release the heat and delicious from within them, be patient, you’re going to have to wait 30 MINUTES. Leave the oven on, you’ll need it when you get back.

Place the now cool log of Biscotti on a cutting board. Using a SERRATED knife, cut the log into even slices of between 1/2 and 3/4 inch thick. As you cut them move them to back on to the parchmented baking sheet, arrange them so that they lay on their sides. Once you’re all done cutting, throw them back in the oven for 15 minutes, or until they’re “pale golden” and delicious looking. Take them out and let them cool. And voilà, eat. 

Storage:

Biscotti freeze fantastically, and keep even in the fridge for a good while. Their low water content means that you can make them fairly infrequently and freeze your stash. They go awesome with caffè americanno, and just as well alone. Don’t be afraid to experiment with them, a good trick is just good biscotti, and see what innovations other people have come up with. My favourite though, is still almond extract, chocolate and pistacchios. It’s fantastic, I know.

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29 Nov 08 Matouk’s Flambeau Sauce

Today at the Lazy Flamingo on Sanibel Island I was surprised that my reliable bottle of Matouk’s West Indian Hot Sauce had been changed out with a redder cousin. Matouk’s Flambeau Sauce, Salsa Flambé.

Matouk’s hot sauce is one of those product’s so authentic, that you can’t find a website for the company. Apparently established in 1968 by the Matouk Family, they now create a whole line of sauces, condiments and other canned goods. Unfortunately, I’ve only had their hot sauces. Today I add their “Flambeau” sauce to that line up. Although I can’t testify to its authenticity, I can 100% testify to its deliciousness. The sauce has a flavourful bite that fills your mouth with chiles, but at the same time is mild enough to dip fries in. It’s one of those sauces that hits the balance perfectly between heat and flavour. Unlike their other hot sauces which in my opinion focus way to heavily on scotch bonnets, this Flambeau Sauce gets the formula right. Simply fantastic. Found it on Amazon too.

Matouk's Flambeau Sauce

Matouk's Flambeau Sauce

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29 Nov 08 Demon Fluffy Cat Missing, 400$ Reward.

 

Demon Fluffy Dog Missing, Reward.

Demon Fluffy Dog Missing, Reward.

I saw this sign on the side of a thrift store today. Until a few minutes ago I thought this poor abdomination was a dog, not I realise that someone spent great time to make this obese feline look to be about four times the size it should be. If this animal wasn’t terrifying enough, the “NEEDS MEDICINE”, line definitely is.

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15 Nov 08 Greenwire IT Website

As part of this big endeavor towards epromotion I’ve started up a blog for my company as well. The new blog is located at Greenwire IT Blog I’m hoping that by posting product reviews and other IT related stuff it might be useful for some people. Come to think of how many times it’s taken me hours to solve a problem, just to find the solution on an obscure blog. I’m thinking it might be pretty practical. Well here goes my shameless site linking. Wish me luck.

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15 Nov 08 SEO and Blogs

I’ve spent such a considerable amount of time lately working on SEO and Web Projects, I’ve come to the realisation that I have to do something about my own web presences. Realistically, the only reason why I’ve never made a blog was because of the scorn I have for people being so pretentious as to think that I care what they say. Now I’ve joined their ranks. But alas, I assurre it’s for a much more devious purpose. I figure that if I solve enough strange problems between work and hobbies, that I must be able to contribute something to the world. And hopefully people will see these solutions in google searches, and then they will link them. The end result of course being PageRank++.

And thus begins my shameless foray into the blogosphere.

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